Monday, November 24, 2025

My right leg still hurts like a booger. This experience has been a little less than fun. Otherwise, I am doing fine.

Have you ever made a boob call? Not a butt call. Everyone has made those at some point. I’m talking about a boob call.

This is how it happens

You wake up one morning and your lymphatic fluid has decided it’s too lazy to move about your body and just settles into your upper left quadrant. You’re so swollen that you cannot get a bra on. So, you consider putting your compression camisole on, but it’s a hot day. And compression camisoles are Very hot. And tight. And when you sit down, the bottom portion rolls up. Other than that, they’re great. As you consider this option, you realize that you are sore and very tender and putting a Compression camisole on sounds like it could be a bit horrifying. So, you opt for one of your husbands fishing shirts – that has double breasted pockets. This seems to be the best choice under the circumstances to conceal whatever you wish to conceal, as best you can. You choose a pair of shorts to complete your ensemble, however, they don’t have any pockets. So, you put your cell phone in the shirt pocket and go about your day. Sometime later, you hear a faint voice, saying, “hello?“ ”Hello? “. You are confused as to where the voice is coming from, but when you look down, you can plainly see that your left pocket is lit up. Hmmmmm, it appears your cell phone is on. You take it out of your pocket, and realize someone is on the other end of the phone. Apparently, you called someone with your left nipple. Now, if you called someone who is a close friend, or a relative, you can explain the erroneous phone,call and how it came about, and you will absolutely make their day. If you have called a total stranger, I would not be as inclined to relate how the call was made. 

Not that this sort of thing has ever happened to me……… no, surely not.