Sunday, March 29, 2026

I get the stitches out of my back tomorrow morning. They are pokey, so I’ll be glad to get rid of them. I have a new growth on the top of my head and they said to expect a biopsy tomorrow morning when they take the stitches out of my back. Great. I can hardly wait. I always look SO forward to a grand old biopsy. They’re fun. Truly. Y’all should try it someday. They’re extra special on the top of your head.

My oncologist is scheduling an ultrasound of my left kidney. She had a chance to look over my scans and doesn’t like the look of all those cysts, I reckon. 

I have a story for you today.

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench, chatting, and enjoying a warm sunny day.. A man comes along and flashes them. Two of them had a stroke. 

The third one couldn’t reach it.