Wednesday, April 1, 2026


Well, I got my results back from my blood test last week and apparently I'm not allergic to anything.  So, my primary care doctor was wrong.  I had some sort of bug.  I'm still coughing, but it's getting better.  I have an appointment tomorrow afternoon for an ultrasound of my left kidney.  Not sure when I'll get those results, but we're still leaving on Monday for our trip.  I have to show up with 'a full bladder'.  Sure, no prob.  I won't pee while they're squishing me with the wand thingy.  I can hold it.  In my dreams, anyway.  Do they realize they're asking a 70 year old lady to actually do that?!?  This ought to be good.

In the mail today I got a card offering cremation services.  A second letter in the same mail pile was asking me to be an organ donor.  Do they know something I don't?  Maybe they read my blog...... or AI is tattling to folks about my health.  Spies.  They're everywhere.  Watch out, people.


A riddle for you today:

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?



An Investigator.


Hey, don't judge.  It's clean.  What more do you want?

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