Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Well, I got my results back from my blood test last week and apparently I'm not allergic to anything. So, my primary care doctor was wrong. I had some sort of bug. I'm still coughing, but it's getting better. I have an appointment tomorrow afternoon for an ultrasound of my left kidney. Not sure when I'll get those results, but we're still leaving on Monday for our trip. I have to show up with 'a full bladder'. Sure, no prob. I won't pee while they're squishing me with the wand thingy. I can hold it. In my dreams, anyway. Do they realize they're asking a 70 year old lady to actually do that?!? This ought to be good.
In the mail today I got a card offering cremation services. A second letter in the same mail pile was asking me to be an organ donor. Do they know something I don't? Maybe they read my blog...... or AI is tattling to folks about my health. Spies. They're everywhere. Watch out, people.
A riddle for you today:
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator.
Hey, don't judge. It's clean. What more do you want?
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